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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:13
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
No, not a chance
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do so many people like life?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Next, they tried...